E arriscou-se aquele homem a ser preso por mim!

No outro dia um tipo num carro mandou-me um piropo quando eu estava na passadeira. Bem sei que agora é ilegal e tal, mas não foi isso que tornou este momento da minha vida único. É que a viatura era uma carrinha funerária, com caixão lá dentro e tudo. Enfim, talvez conviver com cadaveres todos os dias lhe tenha dado uma sensação de que a vida é para aproveitar.


Sempre que uma coisa destas acontece, lembro-me desta tirada do Jerry Seinfeld:

I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don’t get it, OK? I, I, I admit, I, I’m not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they’re so subtle, their little.. everything they do is subtle.. men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that’s it! It’s the only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don’t know ’bout that, we don’t know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we’ve had so far.. The car-horn-honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. This man is out of ideas. The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don’t we. Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Where ever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, OK, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. That’s why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like: “Where to meet men?”. We’re here, we are everywhere. We’re honking our horns to serve you better.